beefhaze's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[lonelyness]

nice

i like the theme, the soundtrack. i liked the difference in styles between current tears / past loves. i like your pacing.
the only helpful tip i can offer is for your scene fades (nice work, btw) :if you make all of the symbols used to make an animated sequence into one symbol before you fade-in a scene it should fade more evenly and smoothly.
good effort. don't quit.
-beef

[Bob the Ball]

LOL!! I vote 5!

I eat the flying bees, because I'm George Washington Christ!!

mlaskaris responds:

They're not just FLYING bees, but they're also TALKING bees! :) Anyway, I'm glad you liked the cartoon! Thanks for the review!

[Xiao Xiao No. 3]

Pure excellence!

Wonderful work!
I have now learned not to pre-judge a movie just because it has sticks.
You have excellent skill!
-beef

[Teh Thing]

Funny

I loved Sunchips' hat thing. that was funny. I disliked the bathtub scene.
I suggest, to improve future episodes, that you work on the sound levels. Some samples are a lot louder than the rest of the movie. I had to adjust my volume a few times.
nice work, overall.
-beef.

[Cool Things 636]

My world is being turned upside-down!

Well...
Lately I have been seeing something I never thought would happen. I've seen clock-crew movies that I actually enjoy! What happened to the clock-crew I used to know? Aren't all the clocks under contract to make only sub-standard movies?

When did the clocks actually start taking time to make well-crafted movies?

How am I supposed to understand my world when things can be so opposite to the way I thought they were? Nothing makes sense any more!!!

Strawberry is King of teh Portal!

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!

What's happening to me!??

-Herr Rindfleischdunsttaktgeber

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

I'm glad you liked it! If you want to see more good clock stuff, check out turdclocks stuff, or watch the void series!

[Donnie Clocko]

that was funny!

Ok. between 'the Great Jason Chase 2' and now 'Donnie Clocko' something is happening to me that I never thought would happen. I'm starting to actually like Clock films, and finding good work created in defense of what has been described in the legends of the portal as some of the most worthless stinking Flash ever created.
birthplace of the unkillable little king of teh portal.
BBBBBBBBBB

OMG what have I BECOME!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Herr Rindfleischdunsttaktgeber
(Mr BeefhazeClock)

ToiletRollClock responds:

It's ok to hate those crap ones that are made really quickly but you shouldn't hate teh Clock Crew for them. Look out for good ones. Glad I had a hand in converting someone.

[False Prophet: Teaser]

ur 1337!!1!

If your final cut looks this nice, and the story is good, then on release you're gonna be on front page, no problem.
rilly.
I'm looking forward to it!!
<and I'm gonna check out some of your other submissions right now!!>
-Monsieur Brume De Boeuf

[Great Yoshi Migration 2]

better Flash skills required.

I'm a bit tough on the "gamerz old-skool sprite reuser" genre, because it seems to me like a cheap shortcut.
but your clip's badbadbadbadbad framing issues made it even worse.
sorry, but I vote "goose-egg" and "donut"
-Monsieur Brume De Boeuf

[The Great Jason Chase 2]

OMFG, d00d! ROFLOL!!1!

That was really fucking funny!!
I don't really like the whole "clock" thing very much, but on this one I voted fi5e!
-Monsieur Brume De Boeuf

[Freedom.1]

nice graphic style..

i like the artwork, the style, the colors & composition.
the sound levels could use some adjustment.
the only thing i saw that was really in 3d was the intro. you could probably fake any other 3d you've done, and none would be the wiser.
i really hope you figure out how to get the file size down so you can make a longer one.
i'd like to see the story progress a bit more.
right.
good effort, nice piece.
- beef.