beefhaze's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Le Petite Harp]

teh bm0b!!1!

!!HOOJ!1 yuor aewsmoe!!

[The Portal]

tha shizznit!

'bout the best of the best, mang!
I really dig this bit, ya'll.
I hope you're all plannning to co-create more like this.

this proves it:
I really need to learn flash!

["Last Man on the Moon"]

I'm sorry.

I thought the flash skills displayed by this film were top-notch A#1.
Your artwork is beautiful & crisp.
Your animation is smooth and flawless.

but I could only take about 45 seconds of the horrible glossy overproduced pop track you chose, so I didn't see the entire movie.

I'm sorry. It's not your fault, and I didn't even know they existed until just now, but I find I absolutely hate SR-71's sound so much that I could't give your submission a better score.

[3 cheers !]

Umm... OK.

I thought the art was nice: style & form were clean and beautiful.
I liked the knife & the juicer following the vegetables.
the song itself, i'm sorry, wasn't something i enjoyed at all. that isn't singing.
and the final straw is the information that this is a part of a full-length feature... if this is an example of some of the best content of the movie, you should do some rewriting.
All of the stylish art and animation in the world will not save a boring story and song. It just makes the boring story pretty, which still won't hold an audience's attention for long.
I hope I'm wrong, though, because I really do like the art/animation skills shown.

[Cursor Short]

Well done!

Excellent idea.
Perfect execution.
Very nice, 2Cool!

[things you shouldnt do...]

Nice!

That was funny.
(I noticed you didn't forbid anything kinky... you obviously know your audience!!! HEH)
Thanx for the Louis Armstrong, too!

[Retarded Animal Babies]

I like RAB!

Splenge *is* for splenge, isn't it. Thank you for the reminder.
(and don't ever stop making these films. please.)

[Glen]

Most Excellent.

I really loved what I saw, and can't wait to see more.

[Mad World final]

sad but true

during the crash of the 20s, stock brokers jumped from buildings. this crash, it's those whos retirement funds were raped who are jumping. fuck dubya, dickey, cheney, Ken Lay, and all the other rich fuckers who are getting richer at our expense.

[Shock and Awe #3]

too true

it's too true to be funny.