beefhaze's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[S.A.M.V. 5]

Damn! Wish I knew about this earlier!

Mr Dix, you'll never stop impressing me!

Congratulations on the Daily Feature and Front Page! w00t!!1
You totally deserve all of it and more.
(I hope you get Weekly & $250 for Monthly Top5!!)

I'm really happy to see this, and even happier it didn't disappoint me - and I was almost expecting this episode to be perfect. It's damn-near it! You still improve your skills with every release!

I only wish I'd learned about it sooner...
...and maybe that the soundtrack included Kineto again.. ;D

Can't wait for SAMV5.2
-b33fh4z3

BaconMask responds:

MR HAZE!!!

Dude... It's been a while since I've heard from you!!! You mailed me a while back, and stupid me, I kept putting off replying, like a dumbass. It's awesome to see you watched and enjoyed the flash! And, AND, you bet your ass that Kineto will be in the second part!!! I'll mail you later on today, this time I mean it!

Thanks again bud!

[Retarded Animal Babies 12]

Pure excellence, as always.

You never disappoint, dave.
(except that one time when you considered syndication, and made the retarded ones rated PG, but I'm trying to forget that...)

Please heal faster than that, would you? I don't like imagining the erector-set you're attached to.

Health and speedy recovery!

-beef

(& thanx for giving us a new episode of RAB! the Rowdy Roddy Piper references were really rad!)

Dave responds:

That PG shit was for a comic strip, not a Flash cartoon. Old ladies opening up the Sunday paper don't want some puppy's moose-sized shlong stirring her morning coffee for her. Anyway, the comic syndicates never got back to me so I don't think there's much to worry about if you're a fan of this kind of thing...and who isn't? I love my coffee with cream! (that was a joke, you 12-year-old pink-assed virgins)

[Rats Wars]

good idea.

great idea, fair execution.
I liked the art, and the concept itself is really good. (rats/star reversal with the rodent characters is brilliant!)

but...

I didn't really understand what you were trying to say most of the time. The dialog didn't seem to make much sense.

-- Just a guess, but I think you need help translating your script/dialog into English. Some of your translation attempts didn't work properly -- ie: "I'm paper and you're glue," doesn't really mean anything in English, while "I'm _rubber_ and you're glue," is a phrase that most native speakers will understand. (words bounce from me and stick to you) -- I'm pretty sure the Newgrounds BBS community would help you out...click the "FORUMS" button (top of page), then click GENERAL, then start a NEW TOPIC asking for help. (be sure to read & follow the rules!)

HTH, (hope this helps)
-beefhaze

PurpleRat-YS responds:

What are you talking about?… you of all people should know that the bad English is referents to LucasArts game “Monkey Island” insult sword fighting! Which is used as a hit that fluke is going to loses the fight. I also didn’t expected many people know that because they haven’t played the game.

[The Legend of Gaia]

very slow...

this seemed to take a long time...
and the music was drilling a hole in my skull the whole time.
I'm sorry, but the music chosen for this piece really grated on my nerves.

I'm really, truly sorry the lady's love was not won by this... but the lady's love is rarely won by one who chases her, but only given freely to one that she chooses.
I'll tell you: don't chase women.
(I had to get old before I learned this lesson... to late)

Also: don't let the reviews that comment about your use of English bother you. I'm sure you do better in English than they could do in your native language. (unless, of course, English is your first language... but I don't think it is)

Anyway.... don't stop making Flash. (or tell your friend not to stop) I see potential here...

I hope this helps.
-Sr Calina del Carne deVaca

RadiCalvo responds:

He says:
Indeed, my primary languaje it's not english, It's spanish. It's a shame you don't like the song but was the best choice I found, I was short of time when I did this movie. About chasing women, yep! it's a fact, I learned this lesson with this girl T_T
Thanks for your critic!!

El dice:
Efectivamente, my idioma primario no es el ingles, es el español (como podras ver), es una lastima que no te haya gustado la cancion, pero fue la mejor opcion que tenia cuando la hice, estaba presionado de tiempo, y si, me di cuenta de eso de perseguir a las mujeres, con ella lo aprendi T_T
Gracias por tu critica!

[Renaissance]

Love it.

I read your comments first, and I was already prepared to enjoy this work, just by seeing your response to the community. I will admit, though, I was prepared to be left confused or wondering what you were trying to say with this.
I didn't find this confusing or vague in any way, and the 'message' was pretty clear to me... especially when 'businessman' walked backwards and devolved, only to wake in the city again.
So true, so obvious, so difficult to say with words.
Thanks for this intelligent submission. (you are well deserving of front page.)
-beefhaze

AloneInTheDark responds:

thanks for the intelligent review!

[HOTM 3 Part A]

This is excellent.

I love how random and strange this is.
I can hardly wait for episode 3B.
Thanks for making this really great story!
-beef

Bobert-Rob responds:

Well, it'll only get stranger, I assure you. Well, not stranger really, but it'll maintain it's strangeness quite well. And thanks for the compliment! I enjoy writing great stories, so it's a win-win kind of thing.

[Random Conversation 1]

I'm sorry...

This was a fairly decently made animation, and the artwork was above average too...
I just have a personal rule that I follow:
"any newgrounds submission that has a break-dancing p3n0r gets blammed."
So, nothing personal... I just don't like quite so much "male-genetalia" in my entertainment.
-833fh423

mr-a responds:

I'm sorry that giant dancing mutated male genetalia is not in you entertainment because it's a growing fad growing across the nation. It's good fun!

[Something Odd]

w00t!!1

I like this a lot.
It was slow at the beginning, and I thought it wouldn't amount to much, but you surprised me!
I liked the quirky story-line and art, and the music's pretty k3wl, but my favorite part is the environmental effects - especially the wavy, watery light.
I think this should be scoring a lot better than it is!
-833fh423
aka: Herr Rindfleischdunst

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

o_O

Thanxsalot.

[Tiptenkutco]

cycle of isness.

creation cycles creation.
the seeing light bonds with this creation's soil,
from that union grows life's seed.
complexities infold and translate the will of the Word. ideas decompress into ever now odd combinations. the eventual high technology (tv) grows too fast and destroys the world (pac man)
and from the ruins of that old world (pac poo)...
creation cycles creation anew.

it's not so random... to me.
-beefhaze

wheel's in wheels of wheels' anybody? ways trans-phased
and i'm still no danged wiser than at the initial decisions?

BigRed responds:

Perfect.

Sprung forth the true thoughts of one user, and I am motivated to continue on another. Thank you for thinking

<3

[L1F3 Shorts ep.1]

HAW!!!11one!

wow. deja vu.

that was good.

self-referential, random, and funny! (& makes fun of the sub-moronic!)

w00t!!!1!1one
(I vote fi5en!)

-beef

DrDeath2k3 responds:

Wow. Thanks a bunch!