beefhaze's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Gold Coast]

HAW HAW!!!

That was funny.

Now go make some more!!

buenos suerte, hombre.

-Monsieur Brume De Boeuf

ColeSaysThis responds:

Thanks for watching both of my movies. There was a third, but it got blammed (rightfuly so). Never again! But thanks for the support, I appreciate it.

[The Big Swindle]

Whoa!!

If, I say *IF*, this is really the first Flash you've ever done, then you, my friend, have the potential to become THE very best animator the web has ever seen!
No mutha-fuggin-sheet, mang, you are quite good. I've seen a lot of first Flash attempts, d00d, and yours is NOT typical.
I really can't wait to see what you come up with next!
-Monsieur Brume De Boeuf

toxicwes responds:

it is indeed my first flash. but i took a class, and it took me a couple months to finish. here's hoping the next one wont take as long! thanks for the kudos!

[The Bic Show]

HAW HAW!!

I'm really glad I gave this a chance and kept watching, because this video was pretty funny near the end.

The animation wasn't very good, and sometimes the sound levels were crap, and the Paige portion of the show wasn't easy to watch, but the W.Willis song at the start made me want to watch the whole thing, and the Freestyle at the end made me laugh so hard, some of my stomach muscles and a bit of my abdominal fascia ruptured. Thanx for the hernia, and keep up the good work!

-yaupmuddlement (beefhaze)

DJcopydog responds:

i love you.

[sidewalk politiks]

Thanx!

I've sometimes felt as if I'm the only one who feels this way anymore. Thank you for reminding me that I'm not the only one - that some other people still find value in things other than money and possesions.

Thank you, too, for showing this thought to others without seeming too preachy.

:D

Please keep up the good work!
-beefhaze

escher responds:

its actually adapted from a real life experience...except i only thought the rant...too chicken shit to go voice it

[FagBag's Exodus]

Ok, Clocks, this is getting rediculous!

I'm seeing many, many new clock movies which are being released into the portal, and yet they are GOOD MOVIES!

You are forgetting the traditions of teh King of teh Portal, StrawberryClock.

Where are the blammable submissions we could count on of yore?

Has your King led you to make Movies that actually deserve the fi5en I gave this film?

Am I to be converted into a fan of teh ClockCrew?

BBBBBBBBB!!!1! BBB!!

now do I get to drive?

OMFG.
Clocks are L337.
-beefhazeClock(fan)

LeekClock responds:

lol :)

<3

["Pepsi vs. Coke"]

Ummm...

Ok...
So, does anyone care which mega-corp's sugar water sells better? (besides you)
The sound didn't quite sync up with the animation, and the story didn't exist.
I really feel like you wasted my time.

-beefhaze

ps- why should you be pissed if medical marijuana is legal in your state? if you don't like pot, don't friggin smoke it. what does the word 'freedom' mean? (hint- "choice" is part of the concept...)

Dick responds:

if it was such a waste of time then why did ya review it. i think you are waste of my time

[Bob the Ball]

LOL!! I vote 5!

I eat the flying bees, because I'm George Washington Christ!!

mlaskaris responds:

They're not just FLYING bees, but they're also TALKING bees! :) Anyway, I'm glad you liked the cartoon! Thanks for the review!

[Cool Things 636]

My world is being turned upside-down!

Well...
Lately I have been seeing something I never thought would happen. I've seen clock-crew movies that I actually enjoy! What happened to the clock-crew I used to know? Aren't all the clocks under contract to make only sub-standard movies?

When did the clocks actually start taking time to make well-crafted movies?

How am I supposed to understand my world when things can be so opposite to the way I thought they were? Nothing makes sense any more!!!

Strawberry is King of teh Portal!

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!

What's happening to me!??

-Herr Rindfleischdunsttaktgeber

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

I'm glad you liked it! If you want to see more good clock stuff, check out turdclocks stuff, or watch the void series!

[Donnie Clocko]

that was funny!

Ok. between 'the Great Jason Chase 2' and now 'Donnie Clocko' something is happening to me that I never thought would happen. I'm starting to actually like Clock films, and finding good work created in defense of what has been described in the legends of the portal as some of the most worthless stinking Flash ever created.
birthplace of the unkillable little king of teh portal.
BBBBBBBBBB

OMG what have I BECOME!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Herr Rindfleischdunsttaktgeber
(Mr BeefhazeClock)

ToiletRollClock responds:

It's ok to hate those crap ones that are made really quickly but you shouldn't hate teh Clock Crew for them. Look out for good ones. Glad I had a hand in converting someone.

[TMFO #1 (George W Bush)]

I agree with most of your material...

...but this isn't a film, it's a photo gallery. and i may be wrong, but i think you just downloaded some gifs online & pasted them into a template. if i *am* wrong, i'm sorry.

XwaynecoltX responds:

In responce to beefhaze (11/13/03)

WOW you know all that is anything, itd not that first, and there will prob be more authors ahead of me that will do the same, just like the many that have done the same before me, wow...

~X~