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[Fallen Angel: Teaser]

BIG up!!!

w00t!!1!!oneone!

tha's some top-shelf, A1-prime cut, f***in' 1337 work.

If, as you stated in your comments, you've dropped this because you decided that you can do something better... I think I'm afraid of you.

You're UltraMega.

-beefhaze

RobsH66 responds:

Thanks man :)

I didn't exactly drop it, I just decided when it was done that it would serve better as a teaser for the higher-quality, upcoming episodes. Check the Author's Comments for more info.

[A Bigger Problem]

Kick the knowlege..

Happy history lesson.
last century's valiant attempt to head off the beast now raping the world.
Über Alles, indeed.

u. jetzt ist der Regler, auch österreichisch!

-Herr Rindfleischdunst

biblo responds:

:D

[iTHINK]

It's a good piece of work...

... but I'm afraid I'll have to disagree with you on your conclusion.

Pepsi is a drug. Legalizing one while making the other is a crime... especially when third-world farmers can't make a living growing Pepsi.

(big non-secret: #1 importer of cocaine & heroin: the C.I.A.)

HTH
-beef

zaesev responds:

that's the point!

[S.A.M.V. p4: - ...fear...]

Mr Jason Dix = Excellent Human Being!!

OK, I know it looks bad. I'm reviewing this and it's got my name on it - right there under Jason's - but I'm not worthy!

I want to say that ALL of the animation, the writing, the editing, the acting, the talent and the skill in this movie are direct from Mr Dix to you. I want to take a moment to point that out. I'm really just a huge fan of his work, and I feel honored that he's been so cool!

My contribution to this episode of S.A.M.V. was very, very small. Jason asked me for permission to use some music by Kineto, and since I sing for Kineto, I was able to get him our blessing.

I did get to see some early roughs, and got a chance to read his script, but that seems more like a treat for me than helpful to Jason. Truthfully, all I could say about it was that it's excellent and I could hardly wait to see the final cut!

That's it - my miniature bit of involvement in the creation of this wonderful movie - and Jason is such a generous person he gave me credit as an Author!!

I know we've all experienced free-blam-points, but I think I may be the first person ever to get a free-daily-feature-award!!!1!

Mr Jason Dix: all of that skill, all of that raw talent... and a really, really great person, too!!

Thanx, J450N! You're c00l!!
-Sr Calina del Carne deVaca

BaconMask responds:

Don't downplay yer involvment, dude! I give you what I feel is completely appropriate props! The music is one of the reasons the film flowed so well, and you KNOW it! You're band ROCKS and I am honored to share the spotlight that you so truely deserve! Thanks again for the support, bud! You helped me out more than you realize!

HUZZAH!

GO KIENTO PLAY LIVE EVERYONE!!! They are the next TOOL!!!

[KILLER KAZUKI]

This should be rated higher!!

This is one really kewl flash.
The ideas were great!!
Excellent death-battle.
Great parodies, especially Guyver! HAW!!!
I laughed, oh how I laughed!
That thorned-frog-thing? high-larry-us!
Surfin' the swordsman? w00t!!1!
This should be averaging 4 or better!
(dang, I guess the night krew votes tough!)
Thanx for the great work, VS!!
-Sr Calina del Carne deVaca
(beefhaze en español)

VirulentShuriken responds:

yeah i dunno why the score is so low, oh well, im glad some people are enjoying this ^_^

[The Origin of Brainiack]

brilliant

Mr S Sullivan,

I really like this piece a lot, and enjoyed it very much, though the bad scripts in the Menu button really should have been repaired.
The visuals, conceptual style, writing and pacing are all extremely well executed, and I am not only looking forward to the next chapter, I plan to look at other submitted examples of your work... Uh... I mean... ummmm...
'scuse, me
-ahem-
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_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

d00d!!
U R teh 1337 4 3V4R!!1!
8l4ckm4n & 8r4!n!4k r teh R0><><0rz!!!11!
-Herr Rindfleischdunst

SeanSullivan responds:

I have no idea what you are talking about near the end there. and here is the funny thing... this cartoon came off the tip of my head! Now thats down right funny.

[S.A.M.V. p3: - Mr. 68%]

Yay, Jason Dix!

Every one of the S.A.M.V. 'toons is better than the last. I'm loving your work, d00d!
Don't quit, ok?

-Sr Calina del Carne deVaca

BaconMask responds:

HAZEY!!! (ooooh, sorry... that's a craptastic nickname I asigned you...)

Thanks for the support bro! I'll still remember you when I one day become a successful thousand-aire!

[S.A.M.V. p2: - Channel 53]

Jason Dix is teh shiznit!

I really like this series, and can't wait for the next installment!
U R 31337!!
-Herr Rindfleischdunst

BaconMask responds:

Thanks a whole bunch!!! The next few episodes are already written... AND THEY ARE FUN-NEE!!! Keep watchin, cuz the music is gonna get tons better too! mua haa haa...

[fantastic fun show rrpt4]

I HATE SOCK PUPPETS!!

The only thing sock puppets are good for is giving you athlete's hand.
eeew! fungus!!

-Sr Calina del Carne deVaca

mortimernova responds:

athletes hand? ohhhh so that's what that is... i thought it was handgivitis...

[the fantastic fun show 03]

Worst episode ever!

I want my $3 back, bitches!

-Monsieur Brume De Boeuf

mortimernova responds:

i just wired the money to you through western union: the fastest way to send money...