beefhaze's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Primal Lords 3]

Hmm....

The more I see of this series, the more I like it. I'd really like to see longer episodes, but I understand the need to fit within the file-size requirements.

Thanks for your efforts on this interesting story, and I look forward to seeing more in future!

-Sr Calina del Carne deVaca

[The Stupid Show]

HAW HAW!!

with a bag on his head!

errr- errr- errr- ermn ermn!

HAW HAW!!1

-Monsieur Brume De Boeuf

HAW!

erm!

[FagBag's Exodus]

Ok, Clocks, this is getting rediculous!

I'm seeing many, many new clock movies which are being released into the portal, and yet they are GOOD MOVIES!

You are forgetting the traditions of teh King of teh Portal, StrawberryClock.

Where are the blammable submissions we could count on of yore?

Has your King led you to make Movies that actually deserve the fi5en I gave this film?

Am I to be converted into a fan of teh ClockCrew?

BBBBBBBBB!!!1! BBB!!

now do I get to drive?

OMFG.
Clocks are L337.
-beefhazeClock(fan)

LeekClock responds:

lol :)

<3

[Wheel Chair Olympics]

stickcrips ha.

humor.
for is it not written, "how can you laugh at yourself if you can't laugh at handicapped people?"
surely this leads to understanding, for are we not all handicapped?
-biffhaiz

[Virgil #4 - Good Boy]

I like.

subtle commentary in the form of a morality play on the nature of capitolism vs democracy. It's on point, too.
-Herr Rindfleischdunst

["Pepsi vs. Coke"]

Ummm...

Ok...
So, does anyone care which mega-corp's sugar water sells better? (besides you)
The sound didn't quite sync up with the animation, and the story didn't exist.
I really feel like you wasted my time.

-beefhaze

ps- why should you be pissed if medical marijuana is legal in your state? if you don't like pot, don't friggin smoke it. what does the word 'freedom' mean? (hint- "choice" is part of the concept...)

Dick responds:

if it was such a waste of time then why did ya review it. i think you are waste of my time

[Paradise Lost Book 1]

nice

I like the story you've chosen, and I'd like to see how you progress over the course of making 12 parts. The only thing I suggest is concentrate on the sound - the music was a lot louder than your voice acting.
good work.
-beef