beefhaze's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Craig of the Ring]

HAW!!

did he just moo? w00t
I think this should have a higher score.
this is funny!!
-beef

[The Takamori Legend]

Definition bad handle.

Change your name: PROgood. You're the Definition.
Definition of Flash Excellence.
Definition of proper. Def.
Definition of excellence in direction, plotting, writing, pacing, timing, focus/flare effects, dramatic tension, music placement, body dynamics, and &c. and &c. Definition: Kewl as Kryptonite.
Absolutely the truth. I'm not playing. A-1 skillz.

You're über-1337. w00t!11one d^_^b
-Sr Calina del Carne deVaca
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you want some primo anime swordfight? this is the sort of animation that makes you remember why you like NewGrounds in the first place. -833fh423

[kegel: jazz in my ass]

I vote fi5en!

I don't know what you fellas are thinking, but I like the animations you make with those thoughts.
The sheer silliness of wishing for jazz coming from one's ass is just too rich!!
(& I don't know the big brown thing's name, or where he's supposed to be from, but I love his accent!!)
((& oh, yeah! - the purple thing that seems to take a picture in every Kegel movie? BRILLIANT!!))
Cheeze & Rice!! "...wish for like, fifty bucks, and buy all that junk..."? High-Larry-us!!
Thanx, ya'll.
-Monsieur Brume De Boeuf

[PALADIN episode 1]

I really like it.

I'm looking forward to the next episode, and all that follow, until the Paladin destroys the evil one and his army of undead. Really.

-Herr Rindfleischdunst

ps: I'm going to assume you made the priest look like Lloyd Bridges on purpose. It's just better that way. :D

[Time Freezish]

Very cool.

I really liked that.
The end really confused me, but I loved it anyway.
In fact, I liked it so much I'm going to go watch your other submissions now.
(Please make more. Many of us here on NewGrounds want to see something besides gore. (as I'm sure you can tell, considering the award this received))
-beef

[Shoot You With A Boot]

it's ok.

I thought the other one (wanna eat some rice?) was funnier... probably because of the "thank you very much"
I think I might've liked this one more if it had ended right after the kid (on the left) freaked out.
-beef