beefhaze's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Staring at the Sun]

Excellent, but...

I love it, really, but I can't believe that with lyrics like "the fire in your eyes after staring at the sun" you didn't have the final scenes of the file "Teach Me" by Karl Willis / Gasalaska!
The last 2 scenes (before the credits) would've been perfect!
it's at newgrounds(dot)com/portal/view.php?id=24812, if you're curious...
<<<warning: this file has _very_ disturbing images and themes>>>
(_Definately_ only for the 18+ set, and should only be viewed with caution, even then...)

Still loved this piece, though.
-833fh423
(aka: Monsieur Brume De Boeuf)

[Something Odd]

w00t!!1

I like this a lot.
It was slow at the beginning, and I thought it wouldn't amount to much, but you surprised me!
I liked the quirky story-line and art, and the music's pretty k3wl, but my favorite part is the environmental effects - especially the wavy, watery light.
I think this should be scoring a lot better than it is!
-833fh423
aka: Herr Rindfleischdunst

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

o_O

Thanxsalot.

[Tiptenkutco]

cycle of isness.

creation cycles creation.
the seeing light bonds with this creation's soil,
from that union grows life's seed.
complexities infold and translate the will of the Word. ideas decompress into ever now odd combinations. the eventual high technology (tv) grows too fast and destroys the world (pac man)
and from the ruins of that old world (pac poo)...
creation cycles creation anew.

it's not so random... to me.
-beefhaze

wheel's in wheels of wheels' anybody? ways trans-phased
and i'm still no danged wiser than at the initial decisions?

BigRed responds:

Perfect.

Sprung forth the true thoughts of one user, and I am motivated to continue on another. Thank you for thinking

<3

[Craig of the Ring]

HAW!!

did he just moo? w00t
I think this should have a higher score.
this is funny!!
-beef

[The Takamori Legend]

Definition bad handle.

Change your name: PROgood. You're the Definition.
Definition of Flash Excellence.
Definition of proper. Def.
Definition of excellence in direction, plotting, writing, pacing, timing, focus/flare effects, dramatic tension, music placement, body dynamics, and &c. and &c. Definition: Kewl as Kryptonite.
Absolutely the truth. I'm not playing. A-1 skillz.

You're über-1337. w00t!11one d^_^b
-Sr Calina del Carne deVaca
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Yeah, you! check it:
you want some primo anime swordfight? this is the sort of animation that makes you remember why you like NewGrounds in the first place. -833fh423

[Yin Yang: I Am The One]

rare.

stick movie that's actually watchable.
excellent timing and body mechanix.
very good sound work, excellent dramatic use.
it's just a shame you've used sticks.
-b33fh423
vote: nope. red's not the one. (green is)

[kegel: jazz in my ass]

I vote fi5en!

I don't know what you fellas are thinking, but I like the animations you make with those thoughts.
The sheer silliness of wishing for jazz coming from one's ass is just too rich!!
(& I don't know the big brown thing's name, or where he's supposed to be from, but I love his accent!!)
((& oh, yeah! - the purple thing that seems to take a picture in every Kegel movie? BRILLIANT!!))
Cheeze & Rice!! "...wish for like, fifty bucks, and buy all that junk..."? High-Larry-us!!
Thanx, ya'll.
-Monsieur Brume De Boeuf

[PALADIN episode 1]

I really like it.

I'm looking forward to the next episode, and all that follow, until the Paladin destroys the evil one and his army of undead. Really.

-Herr Rindfleischdunst

ps: I'm going to assume you made the priest look like Lloyd Bridges on purpose. It's just better that way. :D

[Time Freezish]

Very cool.

I really liked that.
The end really confused me, but I loved it anyway.
In fact, I liked it so much I'm going to go watch your other submissions now.
(Please make more. Many of us here on NewGrounds want to see something besides gore. (as I'm sure you can tell, considering the award this received))
-beef

[Shoot You With A Boot]

it's ok.

I thought the other one (wanna eat some rice?) was funnier... probably because of the "thank you very much"
I think I might've liked this one more if it had ended right after the kid (on the left) freaked out.
-beef