beefhaze's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[You wanna eat some rice?]

Bwaaah-HA-HA-HAW!!!

That was really freakin' funny!
this should be scoring higher!!
(I've got a bad feeling a lot of people closed the window as soon as they saw your graphic style...)
I hope this survives!!
-beef

[L1F3 Shorts ep.1]

HAW!!!11one!

wow. deja vu.

that was good.

self-referential, random, and funny! (& makes fun of the sub-moronic!)

w00t!!!1!1one
(I vote fi5en!)

-beef

DrDeath2k3 responds:

Wow. Thanks a bunch!

[MSC Part 2]

w00t!!1one!1

good, smooth use of sprites (unlike most sprite films)
nice humorous touches / extra bits for fun.
thanx!

(liked it enough to think up an ending for it!!)
suggestion for ep3:
spaceship, tank and plane form together into one giant robot a la Voltron and use Beverly as a sword/club to bash&slash the last opposition and save the day!
-beef

[Fallen Angel: Teaser]

BIG up!!!

w00t!!1!!oneone!

tha's some top-shelf, A1-prime cut, f***in' 1337 work.

If, as you stated in your comments, you've dropped this because you decided that you can do something better... I think I'm afraid of you.

You're UltraMega.

-beefhaze

RobsH66 responds:

Thanks man :)

I didn't exactly drop it, I just decided when it was done that it would serve better as a teaser for the higher-quality, upcoming episodes. Check the Author's Comments for more info.

[Fun With Swift 3D]

Nice.

Interresting piece, and actually worth viewing, even if it was just a test. I usually don't like test-posting at all, so that's actually a pretty nice compliment.
I think you'll soon be submitting some excellent things to the portal, and I'm looking forward to seeing them.
Given my choice, I'd like to see something with more complex, detailed models. I'd also like to see a more obvious connection between the video & audio tracks, ie: spheres pulsing rhythmically, changing size, shape, and/or color on the beat of your sound-track, or the rings rotations changing speed as the notes get higher or lower. ^_^

-beefhaze

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fyi: I think that most of the time, writing brief comments when submitting material is usually better than long ones.
I've noticed a lot of voters will read what's written in the author's comments, and it can influence their vote -- usually badly -- especially if it's an admission to being some sort of newbie.
When I read that this is a test you made, and with software you just got, I thought for sure it would be poorly done and difficult to watch.
I'm glad I was wrong. I'm glad it seems to be scoring high enough to pass judgement, too. I just think it might have a better score if you hadn't written that.
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I got carried away and wrote a book. sorry.
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[_FLU!(chapter02)]

Bueno.

¡Más, por favor!
-Sr Calina del Carne deVaca

[_FLU!(chapter00)]

¡Excelente!

Quiero más, por favor. ¡Los Estudios Ángel están mejor!

-Sr Calina del Carne deVaca

[A Bigger Problem]

Kick the knowlege..

Happy history lesson.
last century's valiant attempt to head off the beast now raping the world.
Über Alles, indeed.

u. jetzt ist der Regler, auch österreichisch!

-Herr Rindfleischdunst

biblo responds:

:D

[Poninjas Episode 6.5]

I've got a bomb strapped to my head!!

That was excellent work, and hilarious, as always!!
(and this just a quickie to tide us over!)
That's not what I'm writing this to say, though.
I'm writing this to say:
"Yeah!! Cecil the sea-sick sea serpent! w00t!!1!"

I already liked your work, but the Bob Clampett reference has made me into a true fan! Way to pay homage to one of the true masters of animation!!
Thanx, AngryMouse14!

-Herr Rindfleischdunst

[Retardobot - Jox]

ooohh...

steroids have shrunk...

-Herr Rindfleischdunst

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When I was little I had a pink and purple Sheffield poodle named Mr. Doodle Von Yankee Onion. Did you know that marshmallows are the only second-tier gamma transducers from the nebular syntax of a variegated bathtub balloon? Mommy says Dr. Joe will remove the restraining hooks from my spinal column once I stop making myself bleed in my funny place."
- Barrett @ Nintendorks