beefhaze's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Reiko - Blocks Brat]

Very nice work.

This is a very nice piece of work, and I'm impressed with the skills you show, considering this is only your second Flash.
I encourage you to continue working in Flash. With such an excellent beginning, I'm sure that you will eventually become one of the top animators submitting to NG. You have the potential for mastery.
Truly.

-b33f

TaintedInk responds:

Thank you for your encouraging words.

[The Big Fat Kill - CC]

read teh other revewi agian.

waht I sed B4X2.
u r teh colk 1337.

less than three, ( <3 )
-833f

ps:
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biblo responds:

0MG 1 <3 j00

[C.L.O.D: Conclusion]

I like.

Clockday protection points are good, but that's not why I voetd ot portect tihs.
tihs pwns!!!!11
Thank you biblo.
you restore my faith in teh kgin o fteh potrla!
w00t11!
(^_^)y
-833f

biblo responds:

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[Brennan's World Epi 3.1]

good.

This is nice work, with an excellent story line and well animated scenes.
The only real problem I found with the work is with the actual written words - the spelling is terrible.
With access to the internet, the only reason for poor spelling is laziness.
Please, I beg of you, if you haven't got a spell checker on your comp, direct your browser to dictionary-dot-com and do the work.

This would make your excellent work look a lot more professional, and show that you care enough to put in the effort.

other than that small, important issue, excellent work all around.
(^_^)y

-b33fh423

Blackan responds:

Like I said Words isn't my Strong point, it's not Laziness, Thanks away :D

[The Little Girl]

Definition: Excellence

Absolutely brilliant.
Very strong storytelling combined with top-notch flash skills and near-perfect pacing.
Effective, emotionally powerful piece.
What Edward Gorey would make, if he'd had the same tools.
(I really wish I could've been there with a hug...) :'|

-b.

** special notice and award of merit to the talented Mr Jones for excellent narration! **

[WarPigs13: Tuna]

rofl

I larffed so ahrd i TOre my stomache's fascia.
thanx for teh hernia, y0!!!1!!one
-833fh423

[Monster In The Mansion]

I really like this one.

This surprised me, Mr Lokken. I've seen your other work, both here and rainbow. Can you understand why this one caught me totally unprepared?
Before watching this, I took a moment to get ready for being seriously disturbed by a look at another one of life's many disgusting, painful truths.Have you ever expected to step on a stair that wasn't there, and the jolt that went through your bones when your foot actually hit the floor?
That's how this movie affected me.
That shock made this piece affect me in a way I couldn't expect, and that could'nt happen any other way.
Thank you, Jeremy.
Watching this animation made me a better person.
I bet you never expected anyone to say that, but it's true, man.

-b33fh4z3

m(-_-)m
origato!!1!!ichi!!1

JeremyLokken responds:

I can understand why it caught you off guard, it's like nothing I've done before with cartoons. This is why I expected there to be strange feedback. Great review though, I laughed. Feet hitting the floor is okay once in awhile. :)

[Baghdad Basketball]

This is well made...

... as far as the quality of the art and animation, and the voice characterizations were professional quality, too.
Other than that, though, I found it pretty boring.

I don't know how you could be boring in a flash that's so rude, crude, ignorant, foul-mouthed, racist, and just plain wrong on so many levels.

I mean - on paper it sounds like its got to be fukkin' hilarious...
but it just isn't funny.

sorry -
it actually depressed me.
-b

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