beefhaze's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[ONE GUN]

Scale of naught to ten: twelve1/2++

'bout the truest use of flash yet.
true to itself, most def.
brilliant work, and not only is ONE GUN top-notch entertaining content, it's also worth any aspiring animators &/or directors time to study the techniqes and tropes utilized in this piece -- it's filled with the best usage examples for animated graphics storytelling.
This is ART.
it's exellent.
thanks.
-b33fh4z3
m(-_-)m

[Rush 2 ++]

Un cine' mejor.

Mucho gusto, Sr Veritas, muy mucho gusto.

-Sr Calina del Carne deVaca.

[S.A.M.V. 5]

Damn! Wish I knew about this earlier!

Mr Dix, you'll never stop impressing me!

Congratulations on the Daily Feature and Front Page! w00t!!1
You totally deserve all of it and more.
(I hope you get Weekly & $250 for Monthly Top5!!)

I'm really happy to see this, and even happier it didn't disappoint me - and I was almost expecting this episode to be perfect. It's damn-near it! You still improve your skills with every release!

I only wish I'd learned about it sooner...
...and maybe that the soundtrack included Kineto again.. ;D

Can't wait for SAMV5.2
-b33fh4z3

BaconMask responds:

MR HAZE!!!

Dude... It's been a while since I've heard from you!!! You mailed me a while back, and stupid me, I kept putting off replying, like a dumbass. It's awesome to see you watched and enjoyed the flash! And, AND, you bet your ass that Kineto will be in the second part!!! I'll mail you later on today, this time I mean it!

Thanks again bud!

[Halo: Funny Situations]

haw haw!

c'était audition trop drôle un accent français-canadien prononçant le mot "yoink!"

-Monsieur Brume De Boeuf

-- veuillez excuser toutes les erreurs, comme j'avais l'habitude AltaVista pour traduire ceci en Français... (^_^)`

[Retarded Animal Babies 12]

Pure excellence, as always.

You never disappoint, dave.
(except that one time when you considered syndication, and made the retarded ones rated PG, but I'm trying to forget that...)

Please heal faster than that, would you? I don't like imagining the erector-set you're attached to.

Health and speedy recovery!

-beef

(& thanx for giving us a new episode of RAB! the Rowdy Roddy Piper references were really rad!)

Dave responds:

That PG shit was for a comic strip, not a Flash cartoon. Old ladies opening up the Sunday paper don't want some puppy's moose-sized shlong stirring her morning coffee for her. Anyway, the comic syndicates never got back to me so I don't think there's much to worry about if you're a fan of this kind of thing...and who isn't? I love my coffee with cream! (that was a joke, you 12-year-old pink-assed virgins)

[BugEye]

You people are sick.

You are definately some very disturbed individuals. This movie is insane.
I love it.
I laughed 'til it hurt, then I watched again!
I can do that. I trust you.

-beef

ps: great mouse-art, BTW! That was great. You were wonderful.

pps: thanx for expressing this here, and not in RL...

w00t!!1

[the office don]

Make more.

That was really good stuff, so now you're going to make more...
RIGHT?!

Seriously: make more.

A don from suburban Ohio, and working in an office? That's hilarious right there!

I say "No, good man. Kudos to YOU!"
subli(make more!)minal

-833fh423

ps: I know I'm not the only one, but I really din't need to read the fine print to know what to do about Hasselhoff...

(^_^ )

[Roof Tiling]

beef likes!

Hail Brittania!
Paladin0322 doesn't get it, but don't let it effect you, Firth! Stay outsane!
Sanity is for those who can't handle the creative urges.
Stability is for the boring and timid.
Sobriety is for those who can't handle their high.
If one can't laugh at the handicapped, how can one laugh at oneself?
I don't think _you're_ the one who's srewed up...
-833f
(do you taste rust?)

[Subliminal]

thi5 i5 awe5ome!

I thought thi5 wa5 5uper!
5omething about it just 5tick5 with you...
5ubliminal pwn5!!!!!f!!!!!!!i!!!!!!v!!!!!e

-mi5ter mi5ty 5teak5

ps: 5pecial to Gerkinman --
Excellent American accent! (So-Cal regional dialect)
I've noticed a lot of improvement over time....
(I wish my 5outhern hemi5phere accent5 were 1/2 a5 accurate...)
go NZ!! dah-nundah i5 TOP5 with me!! (buck-fu5h!!)